Friday, June 26, 2009

Gone too soon


Death cannot kill what never dies.

Monday, April 27, 2009

It's raining shoes, hallelujah

There are more no. of corrupt politicians in this country than one can throw a shoe at.
- Karthik B.S.

What with Mr.Muntadhar al-Zaidi's trail-blazing form of protest, many think it is a good idea to throw shoes at politicians. When, at a gathering, you see a politician confronted with a goggle-eyed person with a designer-shoe, you can put two and two together and wait for the event to unfold. It's not so much a matter of "will it?" than "when?". So much so, a common dialogue, in many political meetings is this:

Potential-Shoe-thrower: Hey, Mr. Bigwig-Politician seems to be at a shoe's throw away from us. Let's throw shoe at him, what?
Another-potential-Shoe-thrower: Absolutely!

And, just like that, we have another shoe-thrower claiming his fifteen minutes of fame. And our TV news channels lap it up with their "Breaking News" running: "Shoes thrown at Mr. Bigwig-Politician", as if it is scientific marvel to happen. (On a sidenote, Indian TV News channels are the only ones to think a Cricket team winning or losing a TOSS in a match to be considered as "Breaking News". Never mind there are people dying of starvation, there are many farmers ending it all unable to repay the loan, but we will go on the freak show called "Breaking News" that isn't so "Breaking" at all.)

In this troubled days of slowdown, if there is someone doing brisk business must be shoemakers.

I am all for throwing shoes at politicians, as long as it is someone's else shoe thrown by somebody else at some corrupt politician.

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Now that Freddie Flintoff (who many people believe is an author, poet, and universally-acclaimed economist, and famous Aussie humiliator, born in the 28th century but returned to the present using a time machine to help the ailing English cricket team achieve immortality) is out with injury, many think CSK will have it tough in the days to come. Take it from BSK, CSK is not a spent force.

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Ross Taylor has uncanny resemblance with Tiger Woods, what?

Friday, April 03, 2009

Thank you

Tagged after a long time, this one by Zany Child. I got to say, I enjoyed doing this.

How it goes :

a. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, IPOD etc. on shuffle.
b. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
c. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
d. Tag friends.


So, here it goes:

1. If someone asks you, "are you okay" you say:
Don't Be Cruel (Elvis Presley)

2. How would you describe yourself ?
Comfortably Numb (Pink Floyd)

3. What do you like in a guy/girl ?
Talk Dirty To Me (Poison)

4. How do you feel today ?
I'm Sick Of Being Home (Poxy – Bad Habits)

5. What is your life's purpose ?
I Don't Know Much (Linda Ronstadt & Aaron Neville)

6. What's your motto ?
We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off (Jermaine Stewart)

7. What do your friends think of you ?
A Fool Such As I (Elvis Presley)

8. What do your parents think of you ?
Another Brick In The Wall (Pink Floyd)

9. What do you think of often ?
Sex Machine (James Brown)

10. What is 2 + 2 ?
Outrageous (Britney Spears)

11. What do you think of your best friend ?
The Girl Of My Best Friend (Elvis Presley)

12. What is your life story ?
It’s Easier to Lie (Aqualung)

13. What do you want to be when you grow up ?
I wanna be your underwear (Byran Adams)

14. What do you think when you see the person you like ?
Cant Help Falling in Love (Richard Max)

15. What will you dance to at your wedding ?
I Never Loved You Anyway (Corrs)

16. What will they play at your funeral ?
A Beautiful Morning (The Rascals)

17. What is your hobby/interest ?
Dress you up (Like a virgin – Madonna)

18. What is your biggest fear ?
Dreaming Of You (The Coral)

19. What is your biggest secret ?
Truth hits everybody (Police Outlandos D'amour)

20. What do you want right now ?
Learn to Fly (Foo Fighters)

21. What do you think of your friends ?
Everybody's Changing (Keane)

22. When you want to rush to the toilet, what do you think ?
I Believe I Can Fly (R. Kelly)

23. The person you hate the most is in front of you, what will you tell the person ?
Who let the dogs out (Baha Men) [ha ha ha!!]

24. You have just won a lottery. What will you sing ?
Do do do de da da da (Police)

25. What will you post this as?
Thank You (Dido)

Everyone who is anyone can take this tag. forum smileys

N.B.: Needless to say, I pressed "Next" more than once. forum smileys